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How to Wipe Your Ass
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Why I Wont Make Barbie for NASA and Taxes
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September 2021

from The Jab Syndrome 1
After I got my second jab I felt funny.
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On the Corner of Biden and Obama
The BMW and the Lexus collided on the corner of Biden and Obama, sending a shrapnel fragment zipping into Susie Lee’s gut.
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Farewell, My Liberals
I have always been an independent
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Getting Jabbed at the Piggly Wiggly
They got the jab tent set up in the empty lot next to the Piggly Wiggly.
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LOVE LETTER TO FAUCI
I have a St.
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Kamala's Rubber Mask
Kamala’s rubber mask is melting because of the studio lights in her penthouse suite at 666 5th Avenue.
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BIDEN WANTS TO FUCK ME
Last night I woke up because someone was poking me on the shoulder with a skeletal fist.
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Don Lemon Has To Pee
Don Lemon has to pee, standing on the stage behind the big curtain.
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WHAT I DID THIS SUMMER
Visiting my friend on her farm with three horses out in the middle of nowhere, the first thing that happened was that I got stung on the ankle by a…
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