INGLOURIOUS ANTIVA
COL. PFIZER: Mr. Smith, are you aware of the nickname the people of Woke America have given me?
SMITH: I’m aware.
COL. PFIZER: What are you aware of?
SMITH: That they call you “Antiva Hunter.”
COL. PFIZER: Precisely! But I believe citizens who give shelter and aid to Antiva are not enemies of the state. They are simply confused, trying to make some sense out of the new order the pandemic has created. These citizens simply need to be reminded of their duty. Let’s use you as an example, Mr. Smith. Let me propose a question. In this never ending pandemic what is your number-one duty? Is it to fight liberals like me to your last breath? Is it to harass the keepers of the mandates to the best of your ability? Is it to protect the confused Antiva who do not trust our vaccines? Or is your number-one duty to protect your family?
The Colonel lets the question sink in.
COL. PFIZER: That was a question, Mr. Smith. During this never ending pandemic, what is your number one duty?
SMITH: To protect my family.
COL. PFIZER: Now, my job dictates that I must conduct a thorough search before I can cross your family’s name off my list, unless you have something to tell me. Any information that makes the performing of my duty easier will not be met with punishment; it will be met with reward. And that reward will be your family will no longer be harassed by the Woke Military. Do you understand?
SMITH: Yes.
COL. PFIZER: You are hiding Antiva underneath your floorboards, aren’t you?