Don Lemon has to pee, standing on the stage behind the big curtain. He is shifting his weight from left to right, squirming around in the hard heeled shoes that are pinching his toes. The other Don is there on the sideline making fun of him. How can anyone like that red haired creep? Don Lemon has a Styrofoam ball in the pocket of his sweater. It’s a prop for the final act when they all sing Frosty the Snowman. They plan to throw their balls into the audience, who will think they are snowballs and scream out with joy. Don Lemon thinks the idea is peasantry. He voted for Silent Night. The other Don thinks nobody knows he has a real snowball. You can see the water dripping from his fist. Don Lemon has to pee but he’s up and there’s no time so he’ll have to hold it in. The two curtains spread open and the spotlight beams on Don Lemon’s high waters. Don Lemon is about to open his mouth to sing “Awwwww Ve Mawwww Ria” but from the corner of his eye he sees the other Don winding up to make the pitch and instead Don Lemon shouts: “Don’t you fucking dare!”
Don Lemon Has To Pee
Don Lemon Has To Pee
Don Lemon Has To Pee
Don Lemon has to pee, standing on the stage behind the big curtain. He is shifting his weight from left to right, squirming around in the hard heeled shoes that are pinching his toes. The other Don is there on the sideline making fun of him. How can anyone like that red haired creep? Don Lemon has a Styrofoam ball in the pocket of his sweater. It’s a prop for the final act when they all sing Frosty the Snowman. They plan to throw their balls into the audience, who will think they are snowballs and scream out with joy. Don Lemon thinks the idea is peasantry. He voted for Silent Night. The other Don thinks nobody knows he has a real snowball. You can see the water dripping from his fist. Don Lemon has to pee but he’s up and there’s no time so he’ll have to hold it in. The two curtains spread open and the spotlight beams on Don Lemon’s high waters. Don Lemon is about to open his mouth to sing “Awwwww Ve Mawwww Ria” but from the corner of his eye he sees the other Don winding up to make the pitch and instead Don Lemon shouts: “Don’t you fucking dare!”